Dating Killmulator
Step into a world where dating isn’t just about roses and romance—it’s a wild ride through a surreal, darkly humorous universe. Dating Killmulator is not your standard dating simulator, it's a parody that plays with common tropes with outrageous characters!
💌 Monthly Chapters & Spin-Offs: New content every month to keep the story fresh, along with special spin-offs that give you a deeper dive into this strange, dark universe.
💕 Are you ready to fall in love... or to regret it completely?
We are a team of three! An artist, a UI Designer and a programmer, making all the content!
We are very active on twitter: TWITTER
And on Discord (secret sneek peaks)! DISCORD
If you enjoyed the game, we would love it if you could take a moment to leave a rating and tell us what you think—it helps a lot!
Featured on: Metadata, Indie Games Plus, Desconsolados , Tentacle Games
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Development log
- LOST LEVEL, OUT NOW!2 days ago
- CHAPTER 6 OUT NOW!8 days ago
- PATCH 1.4 OUT NOW!23 days ago
- CHAPTER 5 AND SPIN-OFF 2 OUT NOW!38 days ago
- VALENTINE'S DAY!55 days ago
- PATCH 1.3 OUT NOW!66 days ago
- CHAPTER FOUR IS OUT NOW!68 days ago
- SPIN-OFF 1, OUT NOW!99 days ago
Comments
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lol the game refuses to load (I've tried to let it load for 10+ mins, and it's just stuck saying 100% at the loading screen) now that I run it again 🥲 I think it was a bad decision getting so invested when I play on a phone.. (and my battery was draining from this lovely experience about 5 battery / min 😍)
Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. The game does get stuck sometimes, reloading usualy helps. About the mobile issue, altough we support an apk it was always mainly designed for desktop users, atleast for now. Sorry again!
IS THAT LIN IN ABEL'S PFP?????
YESSSSS
I love the Miraculous Ladybug part. I was like "wow, cat noir; it is either a french dude or a fan of the show."
We love it too!
i would love to continue playing this game since i just completed the demo. however, the loading screen has taken 30+ minutes in counting. is this normal or have i done something wrong?
just to note, the demo was really intriguing. once this loads, i would love to give this game a proper review. it looks promising!
It should never take this long! Please restart. Sorry to hear you're having this issues
this happened to me too, i think it's because your device might be really old. i was using a thinkpad that was 15+ yrs old, but now that i'm using a newer device, it loaded really fast.
i literally never comment on games but this is one of the best visual novels ive played HELLOO i mean the minigames within the story ugh i physically cant wait for new chapters 🤒🤒
Thank you!
AHHHHH YESSS
the new chapter isnt working for me? THIS GAME IS SO GOOD BUT WHEN I TRY AND PLAY THE NEW CHAPTER IT CRASHESS!!
Hi! Could you please contact us on Twitter or discord so we can try to help you? Thanks!
I love this game!!!! Honestly there is nothing wrong with the game, except....for how AMAZING this game is!!!!!! Its practically illegal for a game to be this Awesome Sauce!!!!!!!!! I love this game soo soo soo soo much, I love pidgeons so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you really love pidgeons then I'd recommend you to play Phigros, its a totally amazing FREE game, lol!!!!! And btw I'm not a bot sent to advertise lol. Hope you creators get more praise for dis spectacular, beautiful, astonishing game!!!
Much love<3<3<3
PLAYER.
QUE JUEGARDO, en un principio lo jugué porque era la primera vez que veía una visual novel en catalán y sentí muchísima curiosidad, pero en el momento en el que leí que Caín ayudó a Puigdemont a escapar supe que me encontraba en el lugar indicado. Las tres traducciones tienen guiños a la cultura de donde provienen, añadiéndole un encanto que es insuperable.
Se nota que el juego está hecho con muchísimo cariño por los detalles que tiene y la subversión del cliché de los amigos que te ayudan y que son majísimos que se encuentran en todas las visual novels con los personajes de Emily y de José es simplemente magnífico.
<3<3<3<3<3
I absolutely adore this game. However, there's something I noticed with the blood count. I initially thought that we have to enter the game each day for getting blood but next time when I checked I got blood automatically even after not entering the game. Thus, I thought I don't have to enter the game to get blood. I entered the game after 4 or 5 days and saw that my blood count was at the same number and I am confused now.
Blood count is bugged, we are building a new version
I would really appreciate that as I want to read the spin offs soon. Thanks for your hard work.
im kinda wondering how do you save in this game? or can you even save? cause i can't find the save button anywhere-
It autosaves after each episode!
i almost got a mental breakdown because the characters kept calling me a "she" but im too invested to stop playing now
lol first time I saw Cain I thought he was wearing a beret hahahah
i loveedd the humor and the references lol. especially mlb. i love mlb. i love this game. 100% recommended, u won't regret playing it.
good job devs! i'll be looking forward to the updates :)
i love your art style! the story is very good, as well.
the only problem is that often times when I try to play in browser is that i’m stuck on an updating screen. I still love this game, though! :0)
Amigos menuda pasada de juego lo que me he reido no tiene precio. Sufro un poco (un poquito nada mas) cada vez que tengo que elegir cualquier cosa, eso si. Ay es que es muy divertido me ha encantado.
Looks good but I have some trouble with the registration. It is also VERY laggy...but can I ask why an email is needed to play this game? Other visual novels don't require one, so I'm pretty curious as to why. (This is on mobile)
Hi Jur! We use the email for user accounts and that's It. The game cloud saves the progress so an account on mobile is the same as an account on PC (we use Microsoft playfab which also makes It mandatory to have an email), aswell as for password recovery. In any cases we've always said that we will never send you an email or use your data at all. If you don't feel safe you can always make It with a fake email!
i see... thanks for the reply!
I cannot wait for more updates. You all are doing amazing. Love the game so far.
El juego me va muy trabado, lo probe en el navegador y en mi teléfono pero en ambos va demasiado trabado. ¿Hay alguna manera de que no se trabe o algo?, ¿estoy haciendo algo mal o que?
En principi hauria de funcionar bé. Si l’ordinador és antic o el navegador no està actualitzat, potser afectarà una mica. Si és molt notable, notifica-ho com a error i ho estudiarem! Tot i així, estem treballant en una actualització per reduir la mida en general.
"This decision is final. You cannot change it. Replays will not affect this decision"
NOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
At this point I'm going to make an alt account I can't do this anymore
Nvm I'm happy with my choice (probably)
NOOOOOOOOOOO I REGRET IT GO BACK GO BACK
This is the kind of trail of thoughts we expected not gonna lie.
I'm so glad my mental crisis meets y'all's expectations <3
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH, its so interactive and fun
i love abel sm he's just so gorgeous
Thank you for playing!
such an amazing game. Chapter 4 had me in stitches.
GIUSEPPE IS BEST GIRL. AND YES, IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO BECOME BEST GIRL.
I AGREE!
Peak gaming, I love everything
LOLL I LOVED THIS
Good game thanks !!
This is one of the funniest games I've ever played xDDDD
My favorite is Cain, but honestly all of them are GREAT.
I love it so much!!!! Excited for chapter 5 and Steam Release!!!
Thank you for playing!
IM VERY NORMAL ABOUT CAIN, TRUST 🙏🙏🙏
I'm really enjoying the game. However, I'm having a little trouble loading it in the browser after the first chapter; it keeps getting stuck on the loading screen.
Hi! Reloading sometimes works. Sorry to hear that you're experimenting issues. Please ask anything if you encounter new issues!
i love the game smmm the artstyle, the story, the characters (im not normal about Cain) and i have been playing it again n again but somehow i cant figure out your affection's mechanism (thing that appears when i choose an option). like why is it 62 (Abel) on chapter 2 and then 50-55 (still Abel) on the next chapter? that led me to play several times cuz im just curious what happen when i get their affection to 100% but i never get the answer...
can you explain please? im going insane but good game tysm <3
Hi! There's weird bug with it. Usually they would work like (+5,-1,4,1,-2,-3) every number is a different chapter. If you play let's say chapter 3, it would be +5-1+4= 8 affinity. If you went to chapter one it would be 0 since you start from 0. I don't know if it's understood.
I CANT WAIT FOR MORE!! TY FOR MAKING SUCH AWESOME INTERACTIVE GAMES, ESPECIALLY FOR FREE. THIS BRINGS JOY IN MY HEART, THE GAME IS BEAUTIFUL DONT GIVE UP PLEASE
AND I JOINED THE SERVER :3
SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!
I played the demo so far and really enjoyed it, butt when I tried to register it wouldn't let me..
Should be more instructions now!
you have to have a small user, an email, and password thats what happened to me
Quick question, is this a gender neutral MC?
It is not, it's a she/her character
I can't register or download it. Guys help! (Windows)
Same issue here. Devs need to fix this.
Working on It, an update tommorow should fix It. Try on the browser version!
I did try it, it was amazing. That's why I tried downloading. Anyway no worries, will be waiting for it to be fixed. Loved the tutorial.
(Also, wanted to ask do we need to register with an email even in the downloaded version?)
Yes, the game gets cloud saved with your account, thats pretty much the whole reason!
GOOD LORD HEEELP i cant make it past chapter 4 😭
Do you mean the Caleb fight?
i cant get past it either he keeps using bandages SOBS
He's immortal! It's totaly fine!
After the basement scene when we r with Abel and Cain in the living room sofa the screen is turns black 💔💔 how to fixxx
Should be fixed now!
TYY
Non mi fa registrare. Cosa devo fare? Vorrei provare il gioco a questo gioco e non solo la versione demo
Ciao! Mi dispiace sapere che hai dei problemi. Verifichi se si sta verificando una delle seguenti condizioni.
1) L'e-mail presenta caratteri strani
2) La password ha meno di 8 caratteri
3) Il nome utente è troppo lungo
Se si verifica una di queste condizioni, prova con un'email fittizia, poiché viene utilizzata solo per il salvataggio su cloud (ricordala per continuare a giocare) Sentiti libero di chiederci qualsiasi altra cosa!
Tengo problemas para jugar, en el capitulo 5 se traba en el plan de Abel, no se que hacer ya que juego desde el navegador.
Tenemos una update planeada que sale en dos dias! Disculpa las molestias. Anunciaremos por las redes o por itch.io cuando salga!
we want chapter sixxxx, I’ve been for ages for it😩😩😩☹️
One at the beginning of each month!
hola alguien sabe como puedo tener las actualizaciones? instale todo de nuevo y aun no me sale el 5to día :(
Hola! Juega desde el navegador aqui en itch.io! Siempre està la version Mas nueva.
Finished the demo and trying to sign up. It gave me an error message and didn't let me sign up, so I reloaded the page and tried getting back in. Got stuck at the loading screen. Please fix this. Otherwise, excellent game (from what I've seen).
yes me too!! i tought i was the only one
Should be fixed now!